mud butt

Had some papa murphy's pizza last night that made me have the mud butt this morning. I had to wipe my ass like I was wiping a newborn's ass. It was creamy ass shit (a bit redundant, don't you think?) all over the cheekage. Rich had the same thing going on in his nether regions. Methinks online staff left it out for a while before popping it into the fridge. Bastards. I'm gonna piss in the coffee. Just kidding.

181 lbs.
- just me, franchise @ 7:37 AM